Yesterday, Jack's daycare teacher recited this great one-liner to me that Jack exclaimed earlier in the day:
"My dad's not a grown-up, he's just old."
8 years ago
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Single momma and her sweet boy's adventures
Jack Robert
Totally cool 2nd grader. Sports enthusiast. Book lover. Math whiz.
Jack's Quotes:
2/12
"Mom, can I play on your phone?"
"No."
long pause....
"Well, Mom, when I am a Dad, I'm going to be a nice Dad. And my kids can wear my clothes and play with my toys."
1/11
Upon arriving home from daycare...
"Mom, where's Fred? I just really wanna cuddle with him."
(yep, he's referring to Fred the pillow pet) Seriously. Where did this kid come from?
1/11
Jack: "Mom, can I watch a show?"
Me: "Sure, bud."
Jack: "Oh, Mom, that makes me SOOOOO happy."
1/11
We were practicing the prophet and apostles picture book my friend gave us. Jack nailed President Monson, and Henry Eyring. Then said, "Deiter........(long pause)......Smoofdoorf!"
1/11
The other night a friend was saying the prayer and in the middle Jack leans over to me and says, "He doesn't even know how to say it, Mom." Then Jack had to say his own version of family prayers....the way WE say it.....
1/11
I told Jack that if he wouldn't learn to ride his new bike Santa would take it back to the North Pole. He proclaimed,
"No, Mom, I can just give it to Briggs(the next door neighbor), he needs to learn to ride one anyway!"
12/10
"Mom, if I make a bad choice, Heavenly Father and Santa Claus will not be happy."
12/10
"My Dad's not a grown-up, he's just old."
10/10
"Mom, I'm really sorry I was naughty, but, but.....I'm just a kid!"
9/16/10
"Mom, I really gotta shoot a elk."
8/15/10
Jack:(during nap time...)"Mom, my unders are wet."
Me: "Did you pee your pants?"
Jack:"No, I'm just laying in a puddle and they got wet."
8/1/10
Jack: "I wish I could lick a dog."
Me: "Please don't, that would be disgusting."
Jack: "But Mom, dogs lick kids all the time."
later....after more dog licking discussion.....
Jack: "Okay, but if Moms lick kids, they're going to time-out."
7/14/10
"Mom, I just really wanna pee on a bug."
7/9/10
"Mom, chewing is for food, not friends." (after getting bitten at school by a fellow classmate)
7/10
"Mom, Daddy cares for me to chew gum, but you don't care for me to chew gum, huh?"
6/10
Jack: "Mom, Brittany(the Chippette) said butt."
Me: "We don't say that word, its not nice."
Jack: "But we can say booty or hiney?"
Me: "Yep. Exactly."
5/30/10
Jack(after hearing his older cousins): "I'll punch you in the face."
Me: "Oh Jack, we never say punch, that is not nice to say."
Jack: "But Mom, I can say punch in my cup, like from Wal-Mart."
4/17/10
"When I get in the Mater firetruck, I'm gonna drive away to Wal-Mart or Target and I'll see ya for tomorrow."
For more adventures in Jack, click here!
"Mom, can I play on your phone?"
"No."
long pause....
"Well, Mom, when I am a Dad, I'm going to be a nice Dad. And my kids can wear my clothes and play with my toys."
1/11
Upon arriving home from daycare...
"Mom, where's Fred? I just really wanna cuddle with him."
(yep, he's referring to Fred the pillow pet) Seriously. Where did this kid come from?
1/11
Jack: "Mom, can I watch a show?"
Me: "Sure, bud."
Jack: "Oh, Mom, that makes me SOOOOO happy."
1/11
We were practicing the prophet and apostles picture book my friend gave us. Jack nailed President Monson, and Henry Eyring. Then said, "Deiter........(long pause)......Smoofdoorf!"
1/11
The other night a friend was saying the prayer and in the middle Jack leans over to me and says, "He doesn't even know how to say it, Mom." Then Jack had to say his own version of family prayers....the way WE say it.....
1/11
I told Jack that if he wouldn't learn to ride his new bike Santa would take it back to the North Pole. He proclaimed,
"No, Mom, I can just give it to Briggs(the next door neighbor), he needs to learn to ride one anyway!"
12/10
"Mom, if I make a bad choice, Heavenly Father and Santa Claus will not be happy."
12/10
"My Dad's not a grown-up, he's just old."
10/10
"Mom, I'm really sorry I was naughty, but, but.....I'm just a kid!"
9/16/10
"Mom, I really gotta shoot a elk."
8/15/10
Jack:(during nap time...)"Mom, my unders are wet."
Me: "Did you pee your pants?"
Jack:"No, I'm just laying in a puddle and they got wet."
8/1/10
Jack: "I wish I could lick a dog."
Me: "Please don't, that would be disgusting."
Jack: "But Mom, dogs lick kids all the time."
later....after more dog licking discussion.....
Jack: "Okay, but if Moms lick kids, they're going to time-out."
7/14/10
"Mom, I just really wanna pee on a bug."
7/9/10
"Mom, chewing is for food, not friends." (after getting bitten at school by a fellow classmate)
7/10
"Mom, Daddy cares for me to chew gum, but you don't care for me to chew gum, huh?"
6/10
Jack: "Mom, Brittany(the Chippette) said butt."
Me: "We don't say that word, its not nice."
Jack: "But we can say booty or hiney?"
Me: "Yep. Exactly."
5/30/10
Jack(after hearing his older cousins): "I'll punch you in the face."
Me: "Oh Jack, we never say punch, that is not nice to say."
Jack: "But Mom, I can say punch in my cup, like from Wal-Mart."
4/17/10
"When I get in the Mater firetruck, I'm gonna drive away to Wal-Mart or Target and I'll see ya for tomorrow."
For more adventures in Jack, click here!
"It is impossible to avoid pain; you must walk through it or it will wait for you around every corner. And it is impossible to numb pain; you must experience it fully to come cleanly out the other side."
"A woman with a mother heart has a testimony of the restored gospel, and she teaches the principles of the gospel without equivocation. She is keeping sacred covenants made in holy temples. Her talents and skills are shared unselfishly. She gains as much education as her circumstances will allow, improving her mind and spirit with the desire to teach what she learns to the generations who follow her."
"A woman with a mother heart has a testimony of the restored gospel, and she teaches the principles of the gospel without equivocation. She is keeping sacred covenants made in holy temples. Her talents and skills are shared unselfishly. She gains as much education as her circumstances will allow, improving her mind and spirit with the desire to teach what she learns to the generations who follow her."
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14 comments:
Ha!!! That's a good one! What a smart little boy you have.:)
He is too cute. And I am loving the new blog look. I LOVE your pictures. A LOT!
your new pictures are super cute! I'm sure Jack has no idea how true his statement is!
Wowzer!!! No comment......
I do LOVE the new look of the blog! It is very professional and the models couldn't be any more gorgeous! I think you and Jack are what they call, "the beautiful people!" Now I know you both well enough to know you are beautiful inside as well as out! I hope you had a great day!
Out of the mouth of babes!
P.S. LOVE the new pictures. I actually did look at them on your friends blog the other day and loved them. I am going to try some newborn pics of Emmie and then Billie Jo's baby so by the time my little one comes maybe I can get some good ones.
Jack does say the funniest things... guess Max has had his moments... but haven't we all... if only WE ALL could act like grown ups all of the time. Love the pics, Max showed me then over the weekend. Hope all is well.
Hahahahaha. What can you say after that?
Love the new pics. Again, I covet your outfit.
Only Jack can say something as deep as a 21 year old and be stuck in a body of a 3 year old. I know everyone has already commented about the pictures BUT you are hot, Jack is adorable, and you both look like models!!!
What a character! He is so stinkin' cute. I am still laughing at your "bare bottom" post! ha ha ha- That is too funny. I would be lying if I said that my oldest had never done anything like that:) I've been there too honey, the neighbors will forget it eventually! Merry Christmas!
Hilarious! What a cute freakin pic of him! He looks so big, I miss him!
Ha! I love everything about this comment.... How perceptive he is! Love the new pics. You both are beautiful! Love ya!
Sooo funny! He's adorable.
Cutest picture ever!!
XOXO Melanie
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