There are countless moments in a mother's life when her child's behavior and accomplishments make her heart swell with pride.
Unfortunately for me, this is NOT one of them.
7 years ago
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Single momma and her sweet boy's adventures
Jack Robert
Totally cool 2nd grader. Sports enthusiast. Book lover. Math whiz.
Jack's Quotes:
2/12
"Mom, can I play on your phone?"
"No."
long pause....
"Well, Mom, when I am a Dad, I'm going to be a nice Dad. And my kids can wear my clothes and play with my toys."
1/11
Upon arriving home from daycare...
"Mom, where's Fred? I just really wanna cuddle with him."
(yep, he's referring to Fred the pillow pet) Seriously. Where did this kid come from?
1/11
Jack: "Mom, can I watch a show?"
Me: "Sure, bud."
Jack: "Oh, Mom, that makes me SOOOOO happy."
1/11
We were practicing the prophet and apostles picture book my friend gave us. Jack nailed President Monson, and Henry Eyring. Then said, "Deiter........(long pause)......Smoofdoorf!"
1/11
The other night a friend was saying the prayer and in the middle Jack leans over to me and says, "He doesn't even know how to say it, Mom." Then Jack had to say his own version of family prayers....the way WE say it.....
1/11
I told Jack that if he wouldn't learn to ride his new bike Santa would take it back to the North Pole. He proclaimed,
"No, Mom, I can just give it to Briggs(the next door neighbor), he needs to learn to ride one anyway!"
12/10
"Mom, if I make a bad choice, Heavenly Father and Santa Claus will not be happy."
12/10
"My Dad's not a grown-up, he's just old."
10/10
"Mom, I'm really sorry I was naughty, but, but.....I'm just a kid!"
9/16/10
"Mom, I really gotta shoot a elk."
8/15/10
Jack:(during nap time...)"Mom, my unders are wet."
Me: "Did you pee your pants?"
Jack:"No, I'm just laying in a puddle and they got wet."
8/1/10
Jack: "I wish I could lick a dog."
Me: "Please don't, that would be disgusting."
Jack: "But Mom, dogs lick kids all the time."
later....after more dog licking discussion.....
Jack: "Okay, but if Moms lick kids, they're going to time-out."
7/14/10
"Mom, I just really wanna pee on a bug."
7/9/10
"Mom, chewing is for food, not friends." (after getting bitten at school by a fellow classmate)
7/10
"Mom, Daddy cares for me to chew gum, but you don't care for me to chew gum, huh?"
6/10
Jack: "Mom, Brittany(the Chippette) said butt."
Me: "We don't say that word, its not nice."
Jack: "But we can say booty or hiney?"
Me: "Yep. Exactly."
5/30/10
Jack(after hearing his older cousins): "I'll punch you in the face."
Me: "Oh Jack, we never say punch, that is not nice to say."
Jack: "But Mom, I can say punch in my cup, like from Wal-Mart."
4/17/10
"When I get in the Mater firetruck, I'm gonna drive away to Wal-Mart or Target and I'll see ya for tomorrow."
For more adventures in Jack, click here!
"Mom, can I play on your phone?"
"No."
long pause....
"Well, Mom, when I am a Dad, I'm going to be a nice Dad. And my kids can wear my clothes and play with my toys."
1/11
Upon arriving home from daycare...
"Mom, where's Fred? I just really wanna cuddle with him."
(yep, he's referring to Fred the pillow pet) Seriously. Where did this kid come from?
1/11
Jack: "Mom, can I watch a show?"
Me: "Sure, bud."
Jack: "Oh, Mom, that makes me SOOOOO happy."
1/11
We were practicing the prophet and apostles picture book my friend gave us. Jack nailed President Monson, and Henry Eyring. Then said, "Deiter........(long pause)......Smoofdoorf!"
1/11
The other night a friend was saying the prayer and in the middle Jack leans over to me and says, "He doesn't even know how to say it, Mom." Then Jack had to say his own version of family prayers....the way WE say it.....
1/11
I told Jack that if he wouldn't learn to ride his new bike Santa would take it back to the North Pole. He proclaimed,
"No, Mom, I can just give it to Briggs(the next door neighbor), he needs to learn to ride one anyway!"
12/10
"Mom, if I make a bad choice, Heavenly Father and Santa Claus will not be happy."
12/10
"My Dad's not a grown-up, he's just old."
10/10
"Mom, I'm really sorry I was naughty, but, but.....I'm just a kid!"
9/16/10
"Mom, I really gotta shoot a elk."
8/15/10
Jack:(during nap time...)"Mom, my unders are wet."
Me: "Did you pee your pants?"
Jack:"No, I'm just laying in a puddle and they got wet."
8/1/10
Jack: "I wish I could lick a dog."
Me: "Please don't, that would be disgusting."
Jack: "But Mom, dogs lick kids all the time."
later....after more dog licking discussion.....
Jack: "Okay, but if Moms lick kids, they're going to time-out."
7/14/10
"Mom, I just really wanna pee on a bug."
7/9/10
"Mom, chewing is for food, not friends." (after getting bitten at school by a fellow classmate)
7/10
"Mom, Daddy cares for me to chew gum, but you don't care for me to chew gum, huh?"
6/10
Jack: "Mom, Brittany(the Chippette) said butt."
Me: "We don't say that word, its not nice."
Jack: "But we can say booty or hiney?"
Me: "Yep. Exactly."
5/30/10
Jack(after hearing his older cousins): "I'll punch you in the face."
Me: "Oh Jack, we never say punch, that is not nice to say."
Jack: "But Mom, I can say punch in my cup, like from Wal-Mart."
4/17/10
"When I get in the Mater firetruck, I'm gonna drive away to Wal-Mart or Target and I'll see ya for tomorrow."
For more adventures in Jack, click here!
"It is impossible to avoid pain; you must walk through it or it will wait for you around every corner. And it is impossible to numb pain; you must experience it fully to come cleanly out the other side."
"A woman with a mother heart has a testimony of the restored gospel, and she teaches the principles of the gospel without equivocation. She is keeping sacred covenants made in holy temples. Her talents and skills are shared unselfishly. She gains as much education as her circumstances will allow, improving her mind and spirit with the desire to teach what she learns to the generations who follow her."
"A woman with a mother heart has a testimony of the restored gospel, and she teaches the principles of the gospel without equivocation. She is keeping sacred covenants made in holy temples. Her talents and skills are shared unselfishly. She gains as much education as her circumstances will allow, improving her mind and spirit with the desire to teach what she learns to the generations who follow her."
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19 comments:
Hahahaha...that's what you all get for teaching your boys to just go outside when they're busy playing!
Hey, better than in his unders, right??
Oh my heck that is fabulous! I hope my boys didn't teach him that, becuase they have done it too. Jack is hilarious, we love that kid (the boys still talk about their play date ha ha ha)
OH I love it!
That reminds me of some of the stories I have heard Dad tell about the neighborhood he was raised in! You must admit...it's a pretty cute tush!
Best picture ever. Ever.
I can't tell you how many times I have seen that same image. I've tried to make the rule of only peeing outside when we are farming, but I'm pretty sure Noah has peed in our yard more times than I can count. It's a battle you will not win.
And everyone wonders why I am scared if this baby is a boy! Looking on the bright side...At least he got his pants down and no accident.
I love EVERYTHING about this post.
Oh come on Chelsea be PROUD of that!! It's still really cute until they are older.
Ha priceless. :)
It was a last minute trip to St. George but seriously I will call the next time I'm in town. Ky and Jack would love peeing on the rocks together... LOL!
This is super cute! And super funny.
Oh it's cute! Remember how cute you thought his little bum was when he started wearing underwear? Think of it that way! Plus, be thankful he can pee outside, now you won't have to stop 10 times to pee on the way up north, you can just pull over. That's what I do!
Haha! I love this picture. My brothers used to have a peeing tree that they always went on in the yard. We would seriously come home from church and have 2 available bathrooms and they would all just pee on the tree! It's totally a boy thing!
Hilarious...love it.
Evan keeps wanting to see the bare bum pic again. I should probably not have shown him that.
Oh Jacky boy. What a cute tush!
Cute cheeks! Definite pics to pull out in front of the future girlfriends!
I sure am glad you got a picture to document that proud moment.:)
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